arc of time

i hate zombies.

i mean hate them.

i have always been disdainful of them, but my hatred probably started reaching irrational and potentially unhealthy proportions upon learning of the existence of the criminal pride and prejudice and zombies (i iwll absolutely not not not link to this travesty either.)

anyway, last saturday i was on my way to meet some friends at grant central east, when i got a cryptic text from one of them implying that i had some “friends waiting for me.”

i knew it wasn’t going to be good.

but i was not in any way shape or form prepared for the existence of an entire ten-person zombie birthday party. yup, all of them dressed as zombies.

unfortunately i expressed my displeasure a little to loud and the rest is below, courtesy of jamsmooth…..